Proper Probation Servie in it!

Proper had to go see Mr Wilkinson in it! Proper scanked him in it.

Proper thinks that i am Peter Perfect in it! Proper not bothered in it, proper untouchable now in it.

Proper Asbo waited outside as there was a womans refuge next door init, proper not got an asbo for that one yet.

Proper Asbo got home and drew this picture in it, proper pan head style with probo officer in it! Proper got out and then tried nicking a car in it in in the car park, proper couldn't get in it so me and Asbo proper sold some gear to some guy in the office there in it.




Proper guy started doing our gear in it, proper had to leg it in it as we sold him some Alcaselza in it. Proper scanked him.

Proper went to the White Rose in it and chilled with Asbo, proper in it, proper buzzing in it!

Proper got to go now as meeting Asbo down atthe cash exchange init, he says that he's going to go back and buy back his mams jewelery in it wiv the money that we got from the scab at the probation office in it!

Proper Famous in it!

Proper big shout out to 2 E'S 'N LSD LEEDS KRU init and big shout out to Mouse in the house in it!

Proper getting famous now in it, proper be in the paper next and not in the 'court's in brief' section in it!

Proper getting asked out and everything, proper will knob any bird init, Asbo too, Proper let them suck me cock, proper pan head me, when i shoot the fucking mouths will go numb and they'll be proper buzzing in it. Every time i sneeze it costs me five bar init!


Proper Asbo taking pictures of me today in it proper sprinkling whizz on me chips!

Was already buzzing form 5 micro dots me and Asbo got from a guy for giving him our names, postcodes and date of birth. Slack ass man, must want to proper be us or summat in it.







Proper getting in touch with loads a people from borstal in it, proper scanked em and everyfink aswell in it.

SCRAN! Proiper me tooled up in it proper gonna cut someone. Proper went off me head in it. Asbo proper eating in the background in it.

AHHHHHH, proper Going out tonight in it. Late opening at White Rose, me and Asbo are gonna proper tear it up in it. Asbo reckons we can get some banana skins from the bins in Sainsburys and smoke them and we will be fucked in it. I'll proper smoke anything me except cock init.

'Up through my nose, up through my vain, theres nothing to stop that buzz in my brainnnnnnnn', proper Asbo just made that up in it, proper talented. He's proper off his head keeps going to the toilet man in it. Keep asking why and he shouts that he's going walking! Proper walking in a toilet, What the fucks all that about in it!!!!!!!

STONEY FUCKING D, IN IT

Proper comment on my fucking blog from fucking Stoney D in it, reckoning i owe im a ten spot on lends man in it!, proper reckons he can proper smoke shit and not white out man, but proper know that isn't real man in it. Me and proper Asbo can fucking smoke til it somes out of our eyes and ears in it like a cartoon in it, proper Asbo can do blow backs from his ears in it. proper two birds at once, well mates, would be birds if me and Asbo could get some in it. Proper mental.

Any fucking way Stoney Deee, proper not bothered in it, proper saw you mashed in it, give me your gold chain on this picure and ill proper give you a tenner in it!!!!! Psych, proper stiching you up in it, proper fast one, Anyway gonna be proper loaded soon in it, proper gonna grow some weed in the flat with Asbo. Proper gonna plant some skunk and proper grow it in it. Asbo reckons his sister has got a sunbed we can use. Not sure why she ever had a sun bed, but ayways can proper use that to fucking grow weed in it and proper grow shit, dope proper shit, dope shit, 'dope', proper mental, Asbo is proper going to draw it in it.

Will proper get some fucking wheels then man in it.

Proper gonna get a MG Metro Turbo and get it proper chipped to fuck in it, proper make our kid jelous in it.






Swear man, proper gonna get birds with that car man, me and Asbo proper chilling in it like Miami Vice, Proper like this but to hard house man it it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tnyp9tRXRo

Proper Asbo style that man in it, proper always moaning about coming in his hair when he come out of the bathroom out of breath in it, proper mumbles it to himself, proper not got any hair aswell the mad bastard in it.

ANY WAY, proper gona do one man, gonna proper play road rash on asbos Sega getting fucking ready for when i get my fucking motor, the proper pan head getting pn HEAD from some bird driving round white rose car park stopping at mcdonalds and proper fucking getting a burger and fucking off without paying at the fucking drive through man in it, Might be banned from going inside, but they can't stop ASBO fucking driving through in it!

ARRRRGGGHHHHH

Proper Pan HEAD in it. Proper went into a Chinese shop in it in the white Rose. Proper twocked loads of stuff by putting it down my pants, proper sat down and forgot about it man, Proper got shoved up my back passage. Proper ouch in it.

Asbo proper wanted to clap, but he couldn't clapwith one hand in it! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH Proper kills man in it. AAAARRRRRRRGGGHH IN IT ARRRGGGGHHHH Proper not boss in it

Proper Morrisons in it

Proper went down to Morrisons the other day with Asbo in it as we had to lie low from the White rose as we have been twocking hard there in it.

Can't believe all the classy birds in Morrisons Hunslet man, Asbo proper got excited and walked round with his hands in his pockets all the time we were there!



Proper caught on the razor aisle in it trying to twock razors.

Asbo knows a guy we can sell them on to so w are proper twocking what we can. We can get 3 pills for every pack of Mach 4 in it.

Proper reminds me of when i used to give blood for money in it, proper going all the time to get more cash for scag, but proper stopped me going in it as i cut my self shaving and all that came out was air in it.


PROPER GETTING TROLLIED IN IT

Proper went outside in it and took a screw driver with me. Asbo proper stayed inside looking for some more birds round the check outs. Reckons he was doing some drawing as he kept moving his hand about in his pockets in it.

Proper twocked about £9 in pond coins from these trolleys in it. Proper safe!












Proper got thrown out of Morrisons in it. Don't know where Asbo went, proper disappeared with an Algerian bird in it.

Proper went round the car park in it checking car doors in it but proper not one left open.

Proper got vexed man, proper on a come down, proper morrisons is shit man, White Rose everytime for me in it!

Proper mate got arrested in it

Proper Burksey arrested in it and made it on TV!

http://www.scallycentral.com/video/scalarrest.rm

Proper got busted last week and made it onto tv in it, proper jealous, not been on Tv yet, proper wanna try and get on it though in it. Apparently it adds a few pounds when you're on TV so might look proper big in it. Proper body builder style in it! Well at least i will av a proper reason to take Gee BEEEEE in IT!

Proper confused the toher day man in it, was down getting my giro and some proper dick asked jme why the f*cking alphabet it in that order! Proper confused me in it, so i said it was cos a that song in it! Same wi numbers!

Proper skanking on train in it

Proper got a train from White Rose to town other day in it. you know proper from cottingley in it. Anyway there was a proper midget art student on train in it drinking and tryin to be proper cool in it. Well me and Asbo weren't having that in it.

Proper skanked him and took his mobile, iPod and his booze off him. His iPod was proper full of that bandy student shite in it so swapped it with Dodgy Dave down market for a proper litre of white lightning and 4 packs a lambert and butlers that had been dipped in poppers, PROPER BUZZING!

Asbo skanked his fucking scarf in it and said was gonna use it for a proper rambo style head thing in it when he next mc's in it at a hard house party in it!!!!!!!!

'ASBO coming at ya, head gear like cleopatra' . . . . proper just made that up now did Asbo!, proper talented at mc'ing and drawing in it.

Proper took a picture with his phone of him in it, proper scared, Asbo got proper excited again as he had long hair and went to the toilet on the train to wash his hands really hard again, proper came back out of breath, still don't get what that's all about.

Proper went to a park then in it and fuckin cause shit with some skaters!



Asbo wa proper on it man, started Mcuing to them, then he got his cock out in it, proper bird on left proper kept making that sign in it, Asbo proper went home man vexed, Think he went and chilled with his younger brother in it



That's his proper younger brother in it, proper gonna teach him to twok and get mashed in it.















Asbo had gone home so was proper bored in it, so went proper twocking. Some proper rich twat with a proper car and proper posh house, proper had windows and none boarded up in Beeston in it had left there car unlocked in it. THIS IS ONE INVITATION THAT PROPER PAN HEAD WILL NOT TURN DOWN, Proper twocked it in it:



Proper drove round estate in it! Doughnuts proper screaming out the window AM PAN HEAD AND AM TWOCK OF THE WORLD!

Proper got nicked in it. Tried to scatter but got a stitch within 7 metres. Proper fat cop caught me in it. Proper had to use that scarf Asbo had twocked to put on me wrists to fit the cuffs in it as they were too big, proper kept slipping off.

Proper Vexed, Cops proper got me in lift in it and tried to photograph me in it;

Proper gutted!













Proper had to have Asbo come and bail me out man, proper came down in disguise as he still has an Asbo from the cop shop and the McD's next door for indecent exposure, don't know how man, proper must have good eye site. Anyway proper Respect to too Asbo man, proper put a wig on with his mate Ratty and bailed me out in it

PROPER RESPECT TO THE ASBO IN IT!




RIGHT PROPER GOT TO GO NOW MAN IN IT, GOT TO GO TO THE WHITE ROSE WITH ASBO, PROPER HUNGRY AND ASBO RECKONS THERE'S A FAT BIRD JUST FINISHED SCHOOL THAT PUTS OUT FOR A HAPPY MEAL AND FAGS IN IT.

Ah Kid

Proper big shout to ah kid man, gets out in 18 months, proper representing for ya on the street ion it. Swear he can have his cap back when he's out. Proper doing time in a wales prison in it in Scotland. Proper been working out man to get big like him.

He's not me proper brother like, proper just met him chillin outside McD's in white Rose and Me and him were brothers after that in it! Proper good times getting mashed in his metro and driving round white rose car park in it.

Proper Pan Head Art in it

Everyones been on about that Banksey guy in it. Reckon he's not all that man, never sprays a weed sign or nothing and never seen no pictures of cocks on heads or nowt in it.

This is proper pan head art in it.



PROPER GURNING IN A MUSEUM IN IT!

Proper took this photos when i was in court last for lifting again. Tried nicking some gear from JJB, but was that mashed i forgot to put it up me jacket in it. Got off with community service again in it, was proper on E's in court and everything!

Judge asked if i had anything to say and i said 'TURN IT UP MAN, PROPER TUUUUUNE'!



This is Asbos work man, screw that bnanksey guy, proper looks like me and everything, proper true to life. Asbo can proper draw man, learnt it in borstal man, used to draw pictures all the time man in it, he always draws gyal in it and horses, proper loves horses. He's got some dope DVD's with that shit on. Proper POW, WOW, OW.

Proper DJ Pan head in it

Alright in it, my name is Pan head and this is my proper blog in it! Hope you proper like it like i like whizzzzzzzzargghhh! Boss gear!

What can i say about me? First let me give a shout out to my pro-bee officer for helping me stay off scag this afternoon and showing my how make this blog in it, respect to you Mr.Wilkinson!

I am 33 and from Moss side in it where i grew up without growing on the streets. I learned to mix proper young and i am now a proper Dj doing wicked hard house gigs and ave it proper large, WHISTLE CREW in it!

I can now mix on three decks with my beat counter. This picture of me is aving at my bedsit with my best mate Asbo!, shout out to ya Asee!. Proper into hip hop as well in it, which is wicked cos all my clothes are baggy on me anyway.



I love Mcdonalds, KFC and proper Burger King. this is me at KFC proper scanking it in it with a F*CKING FAKE FIVER IN IT!



This is me and Asbo proper mashing after it up on the escalator in White Rose after doing poppers and sniffing WD40 outside McD's, proper dope place that man, should check it, they got 4 fucking escalators in it, p[roper safe for twocking too.

Asbos proper safe man, he's got 19 Asbos and is banned from nearly every McD's in Yorkshire for female harassment. He's my Mc when we are playing proper banging nights at the YMCA and proper hammers it, proper 9 and a bit out of ten man, but he hasn't got an exact foot in it.



This is where me and Asbo live in it, ninth floor on the tower on the right in it. Proper spins me out man when me and asbo stay in and get mashed then look out the window, proper think am flying. Love living with Asbo man, proper sound, although he washes his hands too hard, he's always coming back from the toilet out of breath and goes about 20 times a day.



This is my bird Trisha, not seen her for about a year now, she's inside for nicking methodene in it.