Proper been away in it! Got proper locked up again for nicking chicken breasts from Sainsburys! Proper couldn't sell em on! Don't know why but everyone I proper went up to in town didn't want to by them! Proper got grassed on and then got nicked in it by someone in the market!
Proper Asbo was meant to be with me, but as soon as i told him we were going nicking breast, he proper disappeared to the toilet in it to wash his hands again. Always comes out with soap still on his hands though. Don't know how as we don't have and white soap, just proper Mary liquid!, some copy i got on the market, 2 liters for a quid. SORTED, PAN HEADS A DEALER!
SO,
Anyway loads has happend, proper asbo has got a proper bird and never see anything of him anymore, he is trying to do things correctly apparently. He moved in with her while i was inside so don't see anything of him. It's cool though, proper stoked for him in it, proper not got laid in that long, recked he must be firing frogs in it!
Proper met her in Long tall sally init. Proper always wondered why he hung round there.
He proper looks well happy there in it. Proper has to cover himself in it as proper gets well excited when he is with her.
Proper smartened himself up and everything. Proper got a suit to impress her and took her to a proper posh meal at Nandos in it.
Good Luck ASBO! Peaceout
MC Asbo, within him i always rocked the show- (Proper freestyle that)
Proper did my bird, you know my time alright in it. Proper met a new mate, Twock. He's proper sorted man. Proper Scottish in it, Twock the Jock, thought he was taking the piss when he told me, but he's a proper twocker!,
This is him, proper getting busted. He'd proper twocked that BMW in it. Proper got caught though as he proper drove it round town for 7 hours til the petrol run out.He'd proper been at work in a fish factory and was on his way home when he proper twocked the Beemer in it. Proper still had his uniform on.
Anyway, Proper twock is a DJ in it. Not proper heard him yet but proper into hard house as well in it, proper loves Brandon Block in it!
We reckon we're gonna start a new hard house night at high Ryods in it, as it is proper empty now! Proper loads of room for a proper rave.
Proper twock is well up for it! Well i think he is, proper don't understand him half the time, can only make out when he says 'yes boss' to me. Proper don't get that, he must a watched green mile or summat a lot.
Proper met him inside when i woke up and he was proper putting a pill in my mouth! Proper weird though, though it was a dove, but he said it was rohypnol or summat. Anyway, it proper spun me out, Proper woke up proper naked in it in my cell. Proper Twock said that he had proper got undressed and he had to hold me down to stop me going out of my cell, proper wondered why he was red faced and out of breath.
Anyway, proper got to go as got an appointment with Mr. Wilkinson! Proper better not be late, Proper be back soon. Me and Twock are gonna do a mix tape and try and get it signed in it!
PROPER SORTED! PAN HEAD FOREVER
I might have legs like a twig, BUT I'll rock anyone at my gig! (proper freestyle again that)
LtrZ
