Pan Head in double oh Nine, gonna rock the show like and lisa lashes will be mine

Proper back in it. Been away inside again. Proper got busted big style. Me and twock were proper on the rob in it as we were proper broek and wanted to go to pizza express for the proper two for one offer for twocks birthday and to slip the waitress our numbers as she would proper think we're loaded round there. Proper polish Paul said that they are all proper polish waitress's anyway ans would proper love us if were make out we're proper loaded.

Proper Twock just got fired from his new job through YTS at a butchers, as he proper let one off in the freezer and the butcher thought all the meat had gone off and threew it all away.

Anyway, we proper broke into some garage in it, trying to get some mufflers or proper nice Amir Khans for Polish Pauls Saxo as his are only 15# at the moment and he said he would give us proper £50 each in it.

Anyway we broke into the garage to find it was proper fricking empty in it. It took us proper ages to get in there so we were proper fucked by the time we got into it in it. Proper only thing we could get our proper hand on were aload of proper sheds in it. PROPER FLAT PAKCED PROPER SHEDS.

Seen as we had spent ages ion there and 4 cans of solvent and a bucket later me an twock proper decied to nick a shed, through as it was before Christmas we could proper sell it on to someone in it, or even set up a proper grotto on belle isle with twock dressed as santa and charge a fiver a time for kids to sit on his knee. Good job Asbo isn't around anymore.

So we proper threw this shed over the wall and proper put it on my proper Jetta in it. Proper driving back we went to a proper burger king drive thru to do a proper grab and drive off in it, but then as we came out of the car park proper got nicked in it. Proper Berger King proper called the Rozzas!

Proper got arrested and proper Twock aswell. Proper twock got sent down like me, he's been in Armley and proper grown a beard but his proper cell mate is proper a life term hard case so he's a proper bearded slave in there at the moment in it.

Proper got out in January and proper said i was gonna change my ways, so i did, I PROPER WENT HOME ON THE BUS INSTEAD OF A TAXI ARRRRGGGGGGHHHH IN IT.

Right am off, proper going to meet Proper Polish Paul, says he is gonna set up a building company or can get us a ajob at a proper pub called the cross keys in it

RETURN OF THE SMACK - ONCE AGAIN, RETURN OF THE SMACK - OH MY GOD

Proper PAN HEAD is BACK, Proper Big time.

Proper been away in it! Got proper locked up again for nicking chicken breasts from Sainsburys! Proper couldn't sell em on! Don't know why but everyone I proper went up to in town didn't want to by them! Proper got grassed on and then got nicked in it by someone in the market!

Proper Asbo was meant to be with me, but as soon as i told him we were going nicking breast, he proper disappeared to the toilet in it to wash his hands again. Always comes out with soap still on his hands though. Don't know how as we don't have and white soap, just proper Mary liquid!, some copy i got on the market, 2 liters for a quid. SORTED, PAN HEADS A DEALER!

SO,

Anyway loads has happend, proper asbo has got a proper bird and never see anything of him anymore, he is trying to do things correctly apparently. He moved in with her while i was inside so don't see anything of him. It's cool though, proper stoked for him in it, proper not got laid in that long, recked he must be firing frogs in it!

Proper met her in Long tall sally init. Proper always wondered why he hung round there.

He proper looks well happy there in it. Proper has to cover himself in it as proper gets well excited when he is with her.

Proper smartened himself up and everything. Proper got a suit to impress her and took her to a proper posh meal at Nandos in it.

Good Luck ASBO! Peaceout

MC Asbo, within him i always rocked the show- (Proper freestyle that)





Proper did my bird, you know my time alright in it. Proper met a new mate, Twock. He's proper sorted man. Proper Scottish in it, Twock the Jock, thought he was taking the piss when he told me, but he's a proper twocker!,

This is him, proper getting busted. He'd proper twocked that BMW in it. Proper got caught though as he proper drove it round town for 7 hours til the petrol run out.

He'd proper been at work in a fish factory and was on his way home when he proper twocked the Beemer in it. Proper still had his uniform on.

Anyway, Proper twock is a DJ in it. Not proper heard him yet but proper into hard house as well in it, proper loves Brandon Block in it!

We reckon we're gonna start a new hard house night at high Ryods in it, as it is proper empty now! Proper loads of room for a proper rave.

Proper twock is well up for it! Well i think he is, proper don't understand him half the time, can only make out when he says 'yes boss' to me. Proper don't get that, he must a watched green mile or summat a lot.

Proper met him inside when i woke up and he was proper putting a pill in my mouth! Proper weird though, though it was a dove, but he said it was rohypnol or summat. Anyway, it proper spun me out, Proper woke up proper naked in it in my cell. Proper Twock said that he had proper got undressed and he had to hold me down to stop me going out of my cell, proper wondered why he was red faced and out of breath.

Anyway, proper got to go as got an appointment with Mr. Wilkinson! Proper better not be late, Proper be back soon. Me and Twock are gonna do a mix tape and try and get it signed in it!

PROPER SORTED! PAN HEAD FOREVER

I might have legs like a twig, BUT I'll rock anyone at my gig! (proper freestyle again that)

LtrZ

PROPER RETURN OF THE PAN HEAD

Proper back aren't i, proper not been on me blog for proper ages, been away in it!

Played at our gig in it, proper met some proper German gay there in it, here's a picture of ****, me and the German:


Proper didn't know he was gay, but should have done by his proper pink top in it. Proper mashed there in it, gurning from 15 pills and about to come up on MDMA in it. Proper gay but proper safe is Gunta-clip, proper **** doesn't like him though.

Gunta-Clip reckons that **** is proper homophobic, but reckon he is talking shit as **** isn't scared of going home, he's always there in it, washing his hands.

Proper mates with Gunta-Clip for his motor man, proper sweet in it, check it:

Proper nice in it, proper rally car skills, although i don't like the fucking stupid lord of the rings geeky fucking student sign on the side init. Told Gunta-Clip to get proper off before i proper kick it off in it.

Proper not been twocking or nowt man in it. Proper trying to get a job proper sorted in it. Proper gonna be a manager one day on the download init or a driver or summat wiv a proper flash car like Parker in it.



Proper splitting now in it cos proper got writers block in it. Be back soon wiv a proper update in it

Proper Getting Wired in it!

PROPER IN A MAGAZINE IN IT. PROPER MENTAL.

Was proper in the White rose in it when this bird came up to me and started talking to me in it. She was on about something but wasn't listening as i was too spun out on glue in it, proper been to B n Q in the morning in it and got some good shit. Anyway she was talking a load a shit then i heard her say summat about getting Wired so proper got interested then in it.

Proper then started asking me questions in it, proper said that i would answer anything as am proper mental me in it. Proper tried to pull her but proper used some stuff from Asbos raps and she proper get up herself in it.

She proper then did one in it, proper scattered. Proper vexed in it, thought i was proper in there in it, proper couldn't believe it in it. Proper gave us two bottles of cider and 80 Mayfair in it! Proper can't believe Asbo missed it in it, he was proper in the White Rose toilets in it again. Proper ran in and shouted over the cubicle, to him in it, Proper must have been on the phone and dropping a big one as i could hear him proper talking to himself and out of breath in it. Proper always out of breath on the toilet, proper must have asthma. Proper mad though as i could have sworn his phone had no credit in it.

Anyway proper went to a shop the other day and proper saw this magazine in it! That proper bird was a reporter thing in it! Proper tried to skank a skanker didn't she. Proper do her when i see her again in it. Proper gonna go now and try and find that student again in it. Will have proper got all his stuff back on insurance by now in it.

Proper GIG COMING UP SOOON IN IT

Proper Been Away in it

Proper not been on my blog for ages in it, been proper too mashed in it. Got our first gig with Asbo, proper hard house in it, proper got told and ran home, well ran 50 meters til i got a stitch and coughed up blood, Anyway, proper got excited to tell Asbo in it, proper Buzzing. Proper got back to the flat to tell him, but he was in the toilet again in it, proper told him though, said that he wanted to clap but couldn't with one hand???, must have been wiping or summat, although it was a long wipe in it.

Proper got a wicked venue in it, Gonna proper be like Tidy Tracks in it!, Proper got the crew coming down in it. Proper Ricky bomb bass, Sean the snort, Jordan skunk and proper Phil the pill in it. Proper gonna get mashed up, proper like last time in it:
Proper Dead Excited, proper gonna go round me mates house in it and proper rob his tracks in it. Proper Brandon Block styles in it. Me and Asbo are gonna proper make it in it, reckon i will proper be going out with Jodie Marsh in a year in it, still proper skanking in it. Proper got told that lottery winner guy is coming to the gig in it, proper celebrity in it, proper gonna take piss from when he lost to fucking Rhino on the boxing thing in it, proper don't care me, proper mental, proper on one.


Proper taking place at a pub called the Londoner at the top of town in it, proper opposite Hamed's flat in it, proper Algerian styles in it, proper safe, proper mental, always talking about jiggy jiggy all the time in it. Proper met him outside Khadas when me and asbo went down to the corn exchange to skank some Goff kids in it.

Proper Guess What Pan Heads thinking..............................................................................................................................................................................

PROPER

GONNA

GET

IN IT

Proper went into twon the other day with Asbo in it, proper had to walk from the White Rose in it as we got kicked out again in it, proper got caught skanking some proper fag in the food court in it, Proper Asbo went over and proper body blowed him in it, proper fucked him correctly in it, proper winded him, proper stole his chips in it but the proper fag proper called security in it, proper kicked off in it . Proper thought not gonna walk into town so proper started walking to get the buss in it, proper got to the bus stop then proper passed this house with the door open so proper Asbo got excited and said that he wanted to go the the bathroom in there, Proper walked into the room and proper got spun out in it, that proper student that we skanked on the train was there in it!, proper kicked him up and Asbo proper Fucked him Up correctly in it, proper took his cash from him in it!!!!!!!!

Proper Scattered in it, proper took his new mobile phone in it and proper took his cheque book in it.







Proper went into town then in it and proper used the cheque book in it, Proper forged his signature in it and proper bought some hard house CD's for my gig in it.

Proper went to the record shop then init and asked for proper Lisa Loud records in it and Proper Lisa Lashes, proper got sorted in it.

ASbo proper went to get his Giro in it so i proper went to get some proper food in it, proper eat posh in it, proper treat myself with that students cheque book in it, proper taking money from me in it, proper get more giro if proper didn't have to pay for students init.






Proper VEXED! Proper went in the fish and chips shop in it, but proper wouldn't accept a cheque for fish and chips in it!, proper Vexed, proper kicked off in it, proper kicked the bin over, proper told the bird behind the counter i was proper mental and i was like one of her fucking fish in it, proper battered. Proper legged it then in it, proper couldn't find Asbo in it. Proper Vexed, proper hungry, proper hung around town for Asbo in it, proper hope that the 5-0 haven't picked him up again in it, proper do him for been in town in it, proper gonna give him a tag in it, but apparently he needed four tags and it would proper make his legs burn in it. Proper be like a walking pager in it, Reminds me, proper gonna go down Belle isle and see if i can get a pager in it, proper gangster dealer like init.

PROPER VEXED IN IT

Proper Vexed in it, proper hungry, so proper skanked that old woman of her proper big sunglasses in it, proper thought that they had TV sceens in em in it, proper didn't so proper threw them away in it, proper made me look like Roy Orbison in it.


Proper started walking back, in it then proper Polish Paul drove passed init, proper got a lift home in it and proper got a toke on some Polish skunk in it, proper feeling buzzing again, proper stopped shaking init, Proper telling me he got a job at JJB in it, proper reckons can get some proper trainers in it.


Eventually got back to the flat and Asbo was proper there already in it, proper doing a work out video in it, well the video was on in it and he was sweating and out of breath, although proper needs a belt in it as when i walked in his trousers must have proper fallen down in it as he was proper pulling them up.

Proper chilled with Asbo in it, proper got mached on some WD40 cans in it and proper shouting 'yow' out the flat window at Eastern European birds in it

PROPER GIG COMING UP IN IT!!!!!! PROPER DON't MISS IT!

'Asbo and pan head, gonna goe down heavier than Lead, we'll mess with your head until you drop dead, asbo and pan head' . . . . Proper safe that in it, proper Asbo making stuff up already for the gig in it. Proper got to scatter now in it as proper need to go practice mixing in it.

Proper Probation Servie in it!

Proper had to go see Mr Wilkinson in it! Proper scanked him in it.

Proper thinks that i am Peter Perfect in it! Proper not bothered in it, proper untouchable now in it.

Proper Asbo waited outside as there was a womans refuge next door init, proper not got an asbo for that one yet.

Proper Asbo got home and drew this picture in it, proper pan head style with probo officer in it! Proper got out and then tried nicking a car in it in in the car park, proper couldn't get in it so me and Asbo proper sold some gear to some guy in the office there in it.




Proper guy started doing our gear in it, proper had to leg it in it as we sold him some Alcaselza in it. Proper scanked him.

Proper went to the White Rose in it and chilled with Asbo, proper in it, proper buzzing in it!

Proper got to go now as meeting Asbo down atthe cash exchange init, he says that he's going to go back and buy back his mams jewelery in it wiv the money that we got from the scab at the probation office in it!

Proper Famous in it!

Proper big shout out to 2 E'S 'N LSD LEEDS KRU init and big shout out to Mouse in the house in it!

Proper getting famous now in it, proper be in the paper next and not in the 'court's in brief' section in it!

Proper getting asked out and everything, proper will knob any bird init, Asbo too, Proper let them suck me cock, proper pan head me, when i shoot the fucking mouths will go numb and they'll be proper buzzing in it. Every time i sneeze it costs me five bar init!


Proper Asbo taking pictures of me today in it proper sprinkling whizz on me chips!

Was already buzzing form 5 micro dots me and Asbo got from a guy for giving him our names, postcodes and date of birth. Slack ass man, must want to proper be us or summat in it.







Proper getting in touch with loads a people from borstal in it, proper scanked em and everyfink aswell in it.

SCRAN! Proiper me tooled up in it proper gonna cut someone. Proper went off me head in it. Asbo proper eating in the background in it.

AHHHHHH, proper Going out tonight in it. Late opening at White Rose, me and Asbo are gonna proper tear it up in it. Asbo reckons we can get some banana skins from the bins in Sainsburys and smoke them and we will be fucked in it. I'll proper smoke anything me except cock init.

'Up through my nose, up through my vain, theres nothing to stop that buzz in my brainnnnnnnn', proper Asbo just made that up in it, proper talented. He's proper off his head keeps going to the toilet man in it. Keep asking why and he shouts that he's going walking! Proper walking in a toilet, What the fucks all that about in it!!!!!!!