Proper not been on my blog for ages in it, been proper too mashed in it. Got our first gig with Asbo, proper hard house in it, proper got told and ran home, well ran 50 meters til i got a stitch and coughed up blood, Anyway, proper got excited to tell Asbo in it, proper Buzzing. Proper got back to the flat to tell him, but he was in the toilet again in it, proper told him though, said that he wanted to clap but couldn't with one hand???, must have been wiping or summat, although it was a long wipe in it.
Proper got a wicked venue in it, Gonna proper be like Tidy Tracks in it!, Proper got the crew coming down in it. Proper Ricky bomb bass, Sean the snort, Jordan skunk and proper Phil the pill in it. Proper gonna get mashed up, proper like last time in it:
Proper Dead Excited, proper gonna go round me mates house in it and proper rob his tracks in it. Proper Brandon Block styles in it. Me and Asbo are gonna proper make it in it, reckon i will proper be going out with Jodie Marsh in a year in it, still proper skanking in it. Proper got told that lottery winner guy is coming to the gig in it, proper celebrity in it, proper gonna take piss from when he lost to fucking Rhino on the boxing thing in it, proper don't care me, proper mental, proper on one.
Proper taking place at a pub called the Londoner at the top of town in it, proper opposite Hamed's flat in it, proper Algerian styles in it, proper safe, proper mental, always talking about jiggy jiggy all the time in it. Proper met him outside Khadas when me and asbo went down to the corn exchange to skank some Goff kids in it.
Proper Guess What Pan Heads thinking..............................................................................................................................................................................
PROPER
GONNA
GET
IN IT
Proper went into twon the other day with Asbo in it, proper had to walk from the White Rose in it as we got kicked out again in it, proper got caught skanking some proper fag in the food court in it, Proper Asbo went over and proper body blowed him in it, proper fucked him correctly in it, proper winded him, proper stole his chips in it but the proper fag proper called security in it, proper kicked off in it . Proper thought not gonna walk into town so proper started walking to get the buss in it, proper got to the bus stop then proper passed this house with the door open so proper Asbo got excited and said that he wanted to go the the bathroom in there, Proper walked into the room and proper got spun out in it, that proper student that we
skanked on the train was there in it!, proper kicked him up and Asbo proper Fucked him Up correctly in it, proper took his cash from him in it!!!!!!!!
Proper Scattered in it, proper took his new mobile phone in it and proper took his cheque book in it.
Proper went into town then in it and proper used the cheque book in it, Proper forged his signature in it and proper bought some hard house CD's for my gig in it.
Proper went to the record shop then init and asked for proper Lisa Loud records in it and Proper Lisa Lashes, proper got sorted in it.
ASbo proper went to get his Giro in it so i proper went to get some proper food in it, proper eat posh in it, proper treat myself with that students cheque book in it, proper taking money from me in it, proper get more giro if proper didn't have to pay for students init.
Proper VEXED! Proper went in the fish and chips shop in it, but proper wouldn't accept a cheque for fish and chips in it!, proper Vexed, proper kicked off in it, proper kicked the bin over, proper told the bird behind the counter i was proper mental and i was like one of her fucking fish in it, proper battered. Proper legged it then in it, proper couldn't find Asbo in it. Proper Vexed, proper hungry, proper hung around town for Asbo in it, proper hope that the 5-0 haven't picked him up again in it, proper do him for been in town in it, proper gonna give him a tag in it, but apparently he needed four tags and it would proper make his legs burn in it. Proper be like a walking pager in it, Reminds me, proper gonna go down Belle isle and see if i can get a pager in it, proper gangster dealer like init.
PROPER VEXED IN IT
Proper Vexed in it, proper hungry, so proper skanked that old woman of her proper big sunglasses in it, proper thought that they had TV sceens in em in it, proper didn't so proper threw them away in it, proper made me look like Roy Orbison in it.
Proper started walking back, in it then proper Polish Paul drove passed init,
proper got a lift home in it and proper got a toke on some Polish skunk in it, proper feeling buzzing again, proper stopped shaking init, Proper telling me he got a job at JJB in it, proper reckons can get some proper trainers in it.
Eventually got back to the flat and Asbo was proper there already in it, proper doing a work out video in it, well the video was on in it and he was sweating and out of breath, although proper needs a belt in it as when i walked in his trousers must have proper fallen down in it as he was proper pulling them up.
Proper chilled with Asbo in it, proper got mached on some WD40 cans in it and proper shouting 'yow' out the flat window at Eastern European birds in it
PROPER GIG COMING UP IN IT!!!!!! PROPER DON't MISS IT!
'Asbo and pan head, gonna goe down heavier than Lead, we'll mess with your head until you drop dead, asbo and pan head' . . . . Proper safe that in it, proper Asbo making stuff up already for the gig in it. Proper got to scatter now in it as proper need to go practice mixing in it.
