Pan heads world

Pan Head in double oh Nine, gonna rock the show like and lisa lashes will be mine

2009-01-30T07:21:00.000-08:00

Proper back in it. Been away inside again. Proper got busted big style. Me and twock were proper on the rob in it as we were proper broek and wanted to go to pizza express for the proper two for one offer for twocks birthday and to slip the waitress our numbers as she would proper think we're loaded round there. Proper polish Paul said that they are all proper polish waitress's anyway ans would proper love us if were make out we're proper loaded.

Proper Twock just got fired from his new job through YTS at a butchers, as he proper let one off in the freezer and the butcher thought all the meat had gone off and threew it all away.

Anyway, we proper broke into some garage in it, trying to get some mufflers or proper nice Amir Khans for Polish Pauls Saxo as his are only 15# at the moment and he said he would give us proper £50 each in it.

Anyway we broke into the garage to find it was proper fricking empty in it. It took us proper ages to get in there so we were proper fucked by the time we got into it in it. Proper only thing we could get our proper hand on were aload of proper sheds in it. PROPER FLAT PAKCED PROPER SHEDS.

Seen as we had spent ages ion there and 4 cans of solvent and a bucket later me an twock proper decied to nick a shed, through as it was before Christmas we could proper sell it on to someone in it, or even set up a proper grotto on belle isle with twock dressed as santa and charge a fiver a time for kids to sit on his knee. Good job Asbo isn't around anymore.

So we proper threw this shed over the wall and proper put it on my proper Jetta in it. Proper driving back we went to a proper burger king drive thru to do a proper grab and drive off in it, but then as we came out of the car park proper got nicked in it. Proper Berger King proper called the Rozzas!

Proper got arrested and proper Twock aswell. Proper twock got sent down like me, he's been in Armley and proper grown a beard but his proper cell mate is proper a life term hard case so he's a proper bearded slave in there at the moment in it.

Proper got out in January and proper said i was gonna change my ways, so i did, I PROPER WENT HOME ON THE BUS INSTEAD OF A TAXI ARRRRGGGGGGHHHH IN IT.

Right am off, proper going to meet Proper Polish Paul, says he is gonna set up a building company or can get us a ajob at a proper pub called the cross keys in it

RETURN OF THE SMACK - ONCE AGAIN, RETURN OF THE SMACK - OH MY GOD

2008-01-18T06:50:00.000-08:00

Proper PAN HEAD is BACK, Proper Big time.

Proper been away in it! Got proper locked up again for nicking chicken breasts from Sainsburys! Proper couldn't sell em on! Don't know why but everyone I proper went up to in town didn't want to by them! Proper got grassed on and then got nicked in it by someone in the market!

Proper Asbo was meant to be with me, but as soon as i told him we were going nicking breast, he proper disappeared to the toilet in it to wash his hands again. Always comes out with soap still on his hands though. Don't know how as we don't have and white soap, just proper Mary liquid!, some copy i got on the market, 2 liters for a quid. SORTED, PAN HEADS A DEALER!

SO,

Anyway loads has happend, proper asbo has got a proper bird and never see anything of him anymore, he is trying to do things correctly apparently. He moved in with her while i was inside so don't see anything of him. It's cool though, proper stoked for him in it, proper not got laid in that long, recked he must be firing frogs in it!

Proper met her in Long tall sally init. Proper always wondered why he hung round there.

He proper looks well happy there in it. Proper has to cover himself in it as proper gets well excited when he is with her.

Proper smartened himself up and everything. Proper got a suit to impress her and took her to a proper posh meal at Nandos in it.

Good Luck ASBO! Peaceout

MC Asbo, within him i always rocked the show- (Proper freestyle that)

Proper did my bird, you know my time alright in it. Proper met a new mate, Twock. He's proper sorted man. Proper Scottish in it, Twock the Jock, thought he was taking the piss when he told me, but he's a proper twocker!,

This is him, proper getting busted. He'd proper twocked that BMW in it. Proper got caught though as he proper drove it round town for 7 hours til the petrol run out.

He'd proper been at work in a fish factory and was on his way home when he proper twocked the Beemer in it. Proper still had his uniform on.

Anyway, Proper twock is a DJ in it. Not proper heard him yet but proper into hard house as well in it, proper loves Brandon Block in it!

We reckon we're gonna start a new hard house night at high Ryods in it, as it is proper empty now! Proper loads of room for a proper rave.

Proper twock is well up for it! Well i think he is, proper don't understand him half the time, can only make out when he says 'yes boss' to me. Proper don't get that, he must a watched green mile or summat a lot.

Proper met him inside when i woke up and he was proper putting a pill in my mouth! Proper weird though, though it was a dove, but he said it was rohypnol or summat. Anyway, it proper spun me out, Proper woke up proper naked in it in my cell. Proper Twock said that he had proper got undressed and he had to hold me down to stop me going out of my cell, proper wondered why he was red faced and out of breath.

Anyway, proper got to go as got an appointment with Mr. Wilkinson! Proper better not be late, Proper be back soon. Me and Twock are gonna do a mix tape and try and get it signed in it!

PROPER SORTED! PAN HEAD FOREVER

I might have legs like a twig, BUT I'll rock anyone at my gig! (proper freestyle again that)

LtrZ

PROPER RETURN OF THE PAN HEAD

2007-05-31T06:20:00.000-07:00

Proper back aren't i, proper not been on me blog for proper ages, been away in it!

Played at our gig in it, proper met some proper German gay there in it, here's a picture of ****, me and the German:

Proper didn't know he was gay, but should have done by his proper pink top in it. Proper mashed there in it, gurning from 15 pills and about to come up on MDMA in it. Proper gay but proper safe is Gunta-clip, proper **** doesn't like him though.

Gunta-Clip reckons that **** is proper homophobic, but reckon he is talking shit as **** isn't scared of going home, he's always there in it, washing his hands.

Proper mates with Gunta-Clip for his motor man, proper sweet in it, check it:

Proper nice in it, proper rally car skills, although i don't like the fucking stupid lord of the rings geeky fucking student sign on the side init. Told Gunta-Clip to get proper off before i proper kick it off in it.

Proper not been twocking or nowt man in it. Proper trying to get a job proper sorted in it. Proper gonna be a manager one day on the download init or a driver or summat wiv a proper flash car like Parker in it.

Proper splitting now in it cos proper got writers block in it. Be back soon wiv a proper update in it

Proper Getting Wired in it!

2007-04-11T02:11:00.000-07:00

PROPER IN A MAGAZINE IN IT. PROPER MENTAL.

Was proper in the White rose in it when this bird came up to me and started talking to me in it. She was on about something but wasn't listening as i was too spun out on glue in it, proper been to B n Q in the morning in it and got some good shit. Anyway she was talking a load a shit then i heard her say summat about getting Wired so proper got interested then in it.

Proper then started asking me questions in it, proper said that i would answer anything as am proper mental me in it. Proper tried to pull her but proper used some stuff from Asbos raps and she proper get up herself in it.

She proper then did one in it, proper scattered. Proper vexed in it, thought i was proper in there in it, proper couldn't believe it in it. Proper gave us two bottles of cider and 80 Mayfair in it! Proper can't believe Asbo missed it in it, he was proper in the White Rose toilets in it again. Proper ran in and shouted over the cubicle, to him in it, Proper must have been on the phone and dropping a big one as i could hear him proper talking to himself and out of breath in it. Proper always out of breath on the toilet, proper must have asthma. Proper mad though as i could have sworn his phone had no credit in it.

Anyway proper went to a shop the other day and proper saw this magazine in it! That proper bird was a reporter thing in it! Proper tried to skank a skanker didn't she. Proper do her when i see her again in it. Proper gonna go now and try and find that student again in it. Will have proper got all his stuff back on insurance by now in it.

Proper GIG COMING UP SOOON IN IT

Proper Been Away in it

2007-04-05T07:07:00.000-07:00

Proper not been on my blog for ages in it, been proper too mashed in it. Got our first gig with Asbo, proper hard house in it, proper got told and ran home, well ran 50 meters til i got a stitch and coughed up blood, Anyway, proper got excited to tell Asbo in it, proper Buzzing. Proper got back to the flat to tell him, but he was in the toilet again in it, proper told him though, said that he wanted to clap but couldn't with one hand???, must have been wiping or summat, although it was a long wipe in it.

Proper got a wicked venue in it, Gonna proper be like Tidy Tracks in it!, Proper got the crew coming down in it. Proper Ricky bomb bass, Sean the snort, Jordan skunk and proper Phil the pill in it. Proper gonna get mashed up, proper like last time in it:
Proper Dead Excited, proper gonna go round me mates house in it and proper rob his tracks in it. Proper Brandon Block styles in it. Me and Asbo are gonna proper make it in it, reckon i will proper be going out with Jodie Marsh in a year in it, still proper skanking in it. Proper got told that lottery winner guy is coming to the gig in it, proper celebrity in it, proper gonna take piss from when he lost to fucking Rhino on the boxing thing in it, proper don't care me, proper mental, proper on one.

Proper taking place at a pub called the Londoner at the top of town in it, proper opposite Hamed's flat in it, proper Algerian styles in it, proper safe, proper mental, always talking about jiggy jiggy all the time in it. Proper met him outside Khadas when me and asbo went down to the corn exchange to skank some Goff kids in it.

Proper Guess What Pan Heads thinking..............................................................................................................................................................................

PROPER

GONNA

GET

IN IT

Proper went into twon the other day with Asbo in it, proper had to walk from the White Rose in it as we got kicked out again in it, proper got caught skanking some proper fag in the food court in it, Proper Asbo went over and proper body blowed him in it, proper fucked him correctly in it, proper winded him, proper stole his chips in it but the proper fag proper called security in it, proper kicked off in it . Proper thought not gonna walk into town so proper started walking to get the buss in it, proper got to the bus stop then proper passed this house with the door open so proper Asbo got excited and said that he wanted to go the the bathroom in there, Proper walked into the room and proper got spun out in it, that proper student that we skanked on the train was there in it!, proper kicked him up and Asbo proper Fucked him Up correctly in it, proper took his cash from him in it!!!!!!!!

Proper Scattered in it, proper took his new mobile phone in it and proper took his cheque book in it.

Proper went into town then in it and proper used the cheque book in it, Proper forged his signature in it and proper bought some hard house CD's for my gig in it.

Proper went to the record shop then init and asked for proper Lisa Loud records in it and Proper Lisa Lashes, proper got sorted in it.

ASbo proper went to get his Giro in it so i proper went to get some proper food in it, proper eat posh in it, proper treat myself with that students cheque book in it, proper taking money from me in it, proper get more giro if proper didn't have to pay for students init.

Proper VEXED! Proper went in the fish and chips shop in it, but proper wouldn't accept a cheque for fish and chips in it!, proper Vexed, proper kicked off in it, proper kicked the bin over, proper told the bird behind the counter i was proper mental and i was like one of her fucking fish in it, proper battered. Proper legged it then in it, proper couldn't find Asbo in it. Proper Vexed, proper hungry, proper hung around town for Asbo in it, proper hope that the 5-0 haven't picked him up again in it, proper do him for been in town in it, proper gonna give him a tag in it, but apparently he needed four tags and it would proper make his legs burn in it. Proper be like a walking pager in it, Reminds me, proper gonna go down Belle isle and see if i can get a pager in it, proper gangster dealer like init.

PROPER VEXED IN IT

Proper Vexed in it, proper hungry, so proper skanked that old woman of her proper big sunglasses in it, proper thought that they had TV sceens in em in it, proper didn't so proper threw them away in it, proper made me look like Roy Orbison in it.

Proper started walking back, in it then proper Polish Paul drove passed init, proper got a lift home in it and proper got a toke on some Polish skunk in it, proper feeling buzzing again, proper stopped shaking init, Proper telling me he got a job at JJB in it, proper reckons can get some proper trainers in it.

Eventually got back to the flat and Asbo was proper there already in it, proper doing a work out video in it, well the video was on in it and he was sweating and out of breath, although proper needs a belt in it as when i walked in his trousers must have proper fallen down in it as he was proper pulling them up.

Proper chilled with Asbo in it, proper got mached on some WD40 cans in it and proper shouting 'yow' out the flat window at Eastern European birds in it

PROPER GIG COMING UP IN IT!!!!!! PROPER DON't MISS IT!

'Asbo and pan head, gonna goe down heavier than Lead, we'll mess with your head until you drop dead, asbo and pan head' . . . . Proper safe that in it, proper Asbo making stuff up already for the gig in it. Proper got to scatter now in it as proper need to go practice mixing in it.

Proper Probation Servie in it!

2007-03-29T01:49:00.000-07:00

Proper had to go see Mr Wilkinson in it! Proper scanked him in it.

Proper thinks that i am Peter Perfect in it! Proper not bothered in it, proper untouchable now in it.

Proper Asbo waited outside as there was a womans refuge next door init, proper not got an asbo for that one yet.

Proper Asbo got home and drew this picture in it, proper pan head style with probo officer in it! Proper got out and then tried nicking a car in it in in the car park, proper couldn't get in it so me and Asbo proper sold some gear to some guy in the office there in it.

Proper guy started doing our gear in it, proper had to leg it in it as we sold him some Alcaselza in it. Proper scanked him.

Proper went to the White Rose in it and chilled with Asbo, proper in it, proper buzzing in it!

Proper got to go now as meeting Asbo down atthe cash exchange init, he says that he's going to go back and buy back his mams jewelery in it wiv the money that we got from the scab at the probation office in it!

Proper Famous in it!

2007-03-23T07:21:00.000-07:00

Proper big shout out to 2 E'S 'N LSD LEEDS KRU init and big shout out to Mouse in the house in it!

Proper getting famous now in it, proper be in the paper next and not in the 'court's in brief' section in it!

Proper getting asked out and everything, proper will knob any bird init, Asbo too, Proper let them suck me cock, proper pan head me, when i shoot the fucking mouths will go numb and they'll be proper buzzing in it. Every time i sneeze it costs me five bar init!

Proper Asbo taking pictures of me today in it proper sprinkling whizz on me chips!

Was already buzzing form 5 micro dots me and Asbo got from a guy for giving him our names, postcodes and date of birth. Slack ass man, must want to proper be us or summat in it.

Proper getting in touch with loads a people from borstal in it, proper scanked em and everyfink aswell in it.

SCRAN! Proiper me tooled up in it proper gonna cut someone. Proper went off me head in it. Asbo proper eating in the background in it.

AHHHHHH, proper Going out tonight in it. Late opening at White Rose, me and Asbo are gonna proper tear it up in it. Asbo reckons we can get some banana skins from the bins in Sainsburys and smoke them and we will be fucked in it. I'll proper smoke anything me except cock init.

'Up through my nose, up through my vain, theres nothing to stop that buzz in my brainnnnnnnn', proper Asbo just made that up in it, proper talented. He's proper off his head keeps going to the toilet man in it. Keep asking why and he shouts that he's going walking! Proper walking in a toilet, What the fucks all that about in it!!!!!!!

STONEY FUCKING D, IN IT

2007-03-21T14:36:00.000-07:00

Proper comment on my fucking blog from fucking Stoney D in it, reckoning i owe im a ten spot on lends man in it!, proper reckons he can proper smoke shit and not white out man, but proper know that isn't real man in it. Me and proper Asbo can fucking smoke til it somes out of our eyes and ears in it like a cartoon in it, proper Asbo can do blow backs from his ears in it. proper two birds at once, well mates, would be birds if me and Asbo could get some in it. Proper mental.

Any fucking way Stoney Deee, proper not bothered in it, proper saw you mashed in it, give me your gold chain on this picure and ill proper give you a tenner in it!!!!! Psych, proper stiching you up in it, proper fast one, Anyway gonna be proper loaded soon in it, proper gonna grow some weed in the flat with Asbo. Proper gonna plant some skunk and proper grow it in it. Asbo reckons his sister has got a sunbed we can use. Not sure why she ever had a sun bed, but ayways can proper use that to fucking grow weed in it and proper grow shit, dope proper shit, dope shit, 'dope', proper mental, Asbo is proper going to draw it in it.

Will proper get some fucking wheels then man in it.

Proper gonna get a MG Metro Turbo and get it proper chipped to fuck in it, proper make our kid jelous in it.

Swear man, proper gonna get birds with that car man, me and Asbo proper chilling in it like Miami Vice, Proper like this but to hard house man it it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tnyp9tRXRo

Proper Asbo style that man in it, proper always moaning about coming in his hair when he come out of the bathroom out of breath in it, proper mumbles it to himself, proper not got any hair aswell the mad bastard in it.

ANY WAY, proper gona do one man, gonna proper play road rash on asbos Sega getting fucking ready for when i get my fucking motor, the proper pan head getting pn HEAD from some bird driving round white rose car park stopping at mcdonalds and proper fucking getting a burger and fucking off without paying at the fucking drive through man in it, Might be banned from going inside, but they can't stop ASBO fucking driving through in it!

ARRRRGGGHHHHH

2007-03-21T09:32:00.000-07:00

Proper Pan HEAD in it. Proper went into a Chinese shop in it in the white Rose. Proper twocked loads of stuff by putting it down my pants, proper sat down and forgot about it man, Proper got shoved up my back passage. Proper ouch in it.

Asbo proper wanted to clap, but he couldn't clapwith one hand in it! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH Proper kills man in it. AAAARRRRRRRGGGHH IN IT ARRRGGGGHHHH Proper not boss in it

Proper Morrisons in it

2007-03-21T04:18:00.000-07:00

Proper went down to Morrisons the other day with Asbo in it as we had to lie low from the White rose as we have been twocking hard there in it.

Can't believe all the classy birds in Morrisons Hunslet man, Asbo proper got excited and walked round with his hands in his pockets all the time we were there!

Proper caught on the razor aisle in it trying to twock razors.

Asbo knows a guy we can sell them on to so w are proper twocking what we can. We can get 3 pills for every pack of Mach 4 in it.

Proper reminds me of when i used to give blood for money in it, proper going all the time to get more cash for scag, but proper stopped me going in it as i cut my self shaving and all that came out was air in it.

PROPER GETTING TROLLIED IN IT

Proper went outside in it and took a screw driver with me. Asbo proper stayed inside looking for some more birds round the check outs. Reckons he was doing some drawing as he kept moving his hand about in his pockets in it.

Proper twocked about £9 in pond coins from these trolleys in it. Proper safe!

Proper got thrown out of Morrisons in it. Don't know where Asbo went, proper disappeared with an Algerian bird in it.

Proper went round the car park in it checking car doors in it but proper not one left open.

Proper got vexed man, proper on a come down, proper morrisons is shit man, White Rose everytime for me in it!

Proper mate got arrested in it

2007-03-19T04:16:00.000-07:00

Proper Burksey arrested in it and made it on TV!

http://www.scallycentral.com/video/scalarrest.rm

Proper got busted last week and made it onto tv in it, proper jealous, not been on Tv yet, proper wanna try and get on it though in it. Apparently it adds a few pounds when you're on TV so might look proper big in it. Proper body builder style in it! Well at least i will av a proper reason to take Gee BEEEEE in IT!

Proper confused the toher day man in it, was down getting my giro and some proper dick asked jme why the f*cking alphabet it in that order! Proper confused me in it, so i said it was cos a that song in it! Same wi numbers!

Proper skanking on train in it

2007-03-16T09:33:00.000-07:00

Proper got a train from White Rose to town other day in it. you know proper from cottingley in it. Anyway there was a proper midget art student on train in it drinking and tryin to be proper cool in it. Well me and Asbo weren't having that in it.

Proper skanked him and took his mobile, iPod and his booze off him. His iPod was proper full of that bandy student shite in it so swapped it with Dodgy Dave down market for a proper litre of white lightning and 4 packs a lambert and butlers that had been dipped in poppers, PROPER BUZZING!

Asbo skanked his fucking scarf in it and said was gonna use it for a proper rambo style head thing in it when he next mc's in it at a hard house party in it!!!!!!!!

'ASBO coming at ya, head gear like cleopatra' . . . . proper just made that up now did Asbo!, proper talented at mc'ing and drawing in it.

Proper took a picture with his phone of him in it, proper scared, Asbo got proper excited again as he had long hair and went to the toilet on the train to wash his hands really hard again, proper came back out of breath, still don't get what that's all about.

Proper went to a park then in it and fuckin cause shit with some skaters!

Asbo wa proper on it man, started Mcuing to them, then he got his cock out in it, proper bird on left proper kept making that sign in it, Asbo proper went home man vexed, Think he went and chilled with his younger brother in it

That's his proper younger brother in it, proper gonna teach him to twok and get mashed in it.

Asbo had gone home so was proper bored in it, so went proper twocking. Some proper rich twat with a proper car and proper posh house, proper had windows and none boarded up in Beeston in it had left there car unlocked in it. THIS IS ONE INVITATION THAT PROPER PAN HEAD WILL NOT TURN DOWN, Proper twocked it in it:

Proper drove round estate in it! Doughnuts proper screaming out the window AM PAN HEAD AND AM TWOCK OF THE WORLD!

Proper got nicked in it. Tried to scatter but got a stitch within 7 metres. Proper fat cop caught me in it. Proper had to use that scarf Asbo had twocked to put on me wrists to fit the cuffs in it as they were too big, proper kept slipping off.

Proper Vexed, Cops proper got me in lift in it and tried to photograph me in it;

Proper gutted!

Proper had to have Asbo come and bail me out man, proper came down in disguise as he still has an Asbo from the cop shop and the McD's next door for indecent exposure, don't know how man, proper must have good eye site. Anyway proper Respect to too Asbo man, proper put a wig on with his mate Ratty and bailed me out in it

PROPER RESPECT TO THE ASBO IN IT!

RIGHT PROPER GOT TO GO NOW MAN IN IT, GOT TO GO TO THE WHITE ROSE WITH ASBO, PROPER HUNGRY AND ASBO RECKONS THERE'S A FAT BIRD JUST FINISHED SCHOOL THAT PUTS OUT FOR A HAPPY MEAL AND FAGS IN IT.

Ah Kid

2007-03-16T08:07:00.000-07:00

Proper big shout to ah kid man, gets out in 18 months, proper representing for ya on the street ion it. Swear he can have his cap back when he's out. Proper doing time in a wales prison in it in Scotland. Proper been working out man to get big like him.

He's not me proper brother like, proper just met him chillin outside McD's in white Rose and Me and him were brothers after that in it! Proper good times getting mashed in his metro and driving round white rose car park in it.

Proper Pan Head Art in it

2007-03-16T07:58:00.000-07:00

Everyones been on about that Banksey guy in it. Reckon he's not all that man, never sprays a weed sign or nothing and never seen no pictures of cocks on heads or nowt in it.

This is proper pan head art in it.

PROPER GURNING IN A MUSEUM IN IT!

Proper took this photos when i was in court last for lifting again. Tried nicking some gear from JJB, but was that mashed i forgot to put it up me jacket in it. Got off with community service again in it, was proper on E's in court and everything!

Judge asked if i had anything to say and i said 'TURN IT UP MAN, PROPER TUUUUUNE'!

This is Asbos work man, screw that bnanksey guy, proper looks like me and everything, proper true to life. Asbo can proper draw man, learnt it in borstal man, used to draw pictures all the time man in it, he always draws gyal in it and horses, proper loves horses. He's got some dope DVD's with that shit on. Proper POW, WOW, OW.

Proper DJ Pan head in it

2007-03-16T07:23:00.000-07:00

Alright in it, my name is Pan head and this is my proper blog in it! Hope you proper like it like i like whizzzzzzzzargghhh! Boss gear!

What can i say about me? First let me give a shout out to my pro-bee officer for helping me stay off scag this afternoon and showing my how make this blog in it, respect to you Mr.Wilkinson!

I am 33 and from Moss side in it where i grew up without growing on the streets. I learned to mix proper young and i am now a proper Dj doing wicked hard house gigs and ave it proper large, WHISTLE CREW in it!

I can now mix on three decks with my beat counter. This picture of me is aving at my bedsit with my best mate Asbo!, shout out to ya Asee!. Proper into hip hop as well in it, which is wicked cos all my clothes are baggy on me anyway.

I love Mcdonalds, KFC and proper Burger King. this is me at KFC proper scanking it in it with a F*CKING FAKE FIVER IN IT!

This is me and Asbo proper mashing after it up on the escalator in White Rose after doing poppers and sniffing WD40 outside McD's, proper dope place that man, should check it, they got 4 fucking escalators in it, p[roper safe for twocking too.

Asbos proper safe man, he's got 19 Asbos and is banned from nearly every McD's in Yorkshire for female harassment. He's my Mc when we are playing proper banging nights at the YMCA and proper hammers it, proper 9 and a bit out of ten man, but he hasn't got an exact foot in it.

This is where me and Asbo live in it, ninth floor on the tower on the right in it. Proper spins me out man when me and asbo stay in and get mashed then look out the window, proper think am flying. Love living with Asbo man, proper sound, although he washes his hands too hard, he's always coming back from the toilet out of breath and goes about 20 times a day.

This is my bird Trisha, not seen her for about a year now, she's inside for nicking methodene in it.