Pan Head in double oh Nine, gonna rock the show like and lisa lashes will be mine

Proper back in it. Been away inside again. Proper got busted big style. Me and twock were proper on the rob in it as we were proper broek and wanted to go to pizza express for the proper two for one offer for twocks birthday and to slip the waitress our numbers as she would proper think we're loaded round there. Proper polish Paul said that they are all proper polish waitress's anyway ans would proper love us if were make out we're proper loaded.

Proper Twock just got fired from his new job through YTS at a butchers, as he proper let one off in the freezer and the butcher thought all the meat had gone off and threew it all away.

Anyway, we proper broke into some garage in it, trying to get some mufflers or proper nice Amir Khans for Polish Pauls Saxo as his are only 15# at the moment and he said he would give us proper £50 each in it.

Anyway we broke into the garage to find it was proper fricking empty in it. It took us proper ages to get in there so we were proper fucked by the time we got into it in it. Proper only thing we could get our proper hand on were aload of proper sheds in it. PROPER FLAT PAKCED PROPER SHEDS.

Seen as we had spent ages ion there and 4 cans of solvent and a bucket later me an twock proper decied to nick a shed, through as it was before Christmas we could proper sell it on to someone in it, or even set up a proper grotto on belle isle with twock dressed as santa and charge a fiver a time for kids to sit on his knee. Good job Asbo isn't around anymore.

So we proper threw this shed over the wall and proper put it on my proper Jetta in it. Proper driving back we went to a proper burger king drive thru to do a proper grab and drive off in it, but then as we came out of the car park proper got nicked in it. Proper Berger King proper called the Rozzas!

Proper got arrested and proper Twock aswell. Proper twock got sent down like me, he's been in Armley and proper grown a beard but his proper cell mate is proper a life term hard case so he's a proper bearded slave in there at the moment in it.

Proper got out in January and proper said i was gonna change my ways, so i did, I PROPER WENT HOME ON THE BUS INSTEAD OF A TAXI ARRRRGGGGGGHHHH IN IT.

Right am off, proper going to meet Proper Polish Paul, says he is gonna set up a building company or can get us a ajob at a proper pub called the cross keys in it